Penelope Pontificates

“Writing is the art of applying the ass to the seat.”
Dorothy Parker

Hello, my peaches!

This is Auntie Penelope, better known as Penelope Pickering. You may have seen mention of my work in some of Lisa’s work. As she’s shamelessly using my name, I told her that she needed to give me a little space. And you know, peaches, that an old lady like me doesn’t have the time or patience to deal with this internet thing, or worse, the Facebook. So I’ll be here, squatting on Lisa’s page, and she can manage all that folderal for me.

Here’s the deal. I love the idea of pontification. It’s such a marvelous word, don’t you think? I’ve been waiting my whole life for someone to allow me to pontificate. At this point, I’m not sure that anyone will ever allow me, so I’m going to allow myself.

Got a life question? Something on your mind? Need advice from your old auntie? You can email care of this page, and I’ll take a look, see if I have something that can help.

As I have now taken the plunge, and signed up for that  Facebook  thing, you can find me there as well.

Love & smooches,

 xoxo Penelope xoxo